Cosmo, what the why? (Taken with Instagram)
if he’s firm, it’s time to pull him from the grill.
If you were really freaky, you’d just stab him with a fork.
i’m a huge fan of tip #7. SMEAR YOUR LIP-PLUMPING POISON ALL OVER HIS DICK, SEE HOW MUCH HE LIKES IT NOW!!!!! ROAR!!!!!!!!!!
Lol for real
Girls, please. No. NO.
If you’re feeling extra kinky, use a rubber spatula and flick him in the forehead until he develops a sexy love welt. Not only will the experience be très erotic, the markings will serve as a warning to other women that says, “Back off ladies, this man is taken!”
Am I doing it right?
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Suddenly when he’s least expecting it…
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I think my girlfriend is scaring me…
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I prefer mine well-cooked, or even just plain burnt. If should be hard and not just firm.
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The mind boggles. Then again, the tip just above it, about tugging on his earlobes in order to pull yourself forward and...
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Who the fork wrote this? Albert Fish?
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Is the little mermaid writing for cosmo now?
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No tips on which marinade to use? Cosmo, you’re really falling down on the job.
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